Dank-Productions's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Time in a Bottle]

awesome movie

when i first watched this movie, i was kinda shocked at how queefy it was, assuming a dude had done it. then i read alittle into it and saw i was wrong, and it was dedicated to your boyfriend or whatever. Gotta say it was pretty kick ass though. the face morphing and all that was really clean. all the animation was really smooth and even though i wasnt a fan of the song, it definately helped convey the feeling you were going at. props on a gnarly movie and props on doing it in a hobby filled of mostly anime drawing pervie dudes.

Gate-keeper-girl responds:

"anime drawing pervie dudes."

That describes my boyfriend XD

This is one of the funnest reviews I've read.
Queefy?XDDDDD

Queefy indeed.

Well, males generally dominate this medium. (CazT and Joanime are the only female animators I know about, and neither of them have been active on NG.
But the username shoulda' clued you in XD
Haha,
Thanks for the review.

-GKG

["Winter"]

shit yea

dude one of the best movies ive seen on here in a while. the music was perfect and the animations was amazing. what the hell conversation spawned this? i wanna hear that one. not what i was expecting at all when i checked this out. props dude, great short

Sherbalex responds:

him: i wonder if like, in this day and age, if there are still people who die from freezing to death in the winter (side note:winnipeg winters are notoriously COLD) its sad but it probably does happen
me: thats not sad thats fucking hilarious imagine its like 50 below and its christmas eve or some shit

then we lolleddddddd

[The Apocalypse Collab]

really?

i read the reviews and was thinking this was gonna rock....man i was way off. This was pretty gay. might just be me but one hell of a queer song and the animation was definately nothing to brag on. i know this isnt really constructive but whatever, most reviews i see even make sense most the time. bottom line, pick a better damn song and study some actual animation techniques.

Rudy responds:

To be perfectly honest, your review was pretty abusive. To give a constructive review don't be like "This was pretty gay." That's a bit childish, and just not helpful what so ever. If you don't like the audio look at the animation, don't get all weird about the audio track. Everyone thinks it's fine, And you're one to talk about animation techniques, how about your recent Flash submission -- Uhm? Come on. Like seriously man. Just chill out.

[Madness Neurosis Collab]

man what the hell

i dont see why theese get so much props. its a generic easy idea to write and the art is definately nothing to brag on. But im just one dude and it seems to me theese videos have done suprisingly well. Whatever...fuck it

YK-Blaze responds:

fuck you :P

[Intruder : Revelation]

great movie man

the choreography was amazing dude. all the characters moving on screen at once was really impressive. The action was fucking sweet too. My only beef with it man was that the peoples movement wasnt very natural or fluent. Heres what i reccomend dude. Go out and get the animators survival kit by richard williams. Best purchase you'll ever make, the man's a genuis.

mmankt responds:

Got it!

[Revenge of the Sith - 30s]

this was a final???

really? come on......your kidding right?

XeroHedgehog responds:

THIS wasn't part of our final, just the last assignment of the year. Our final had nothing to do with Flash, actually.