Dank-Productions's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Walk in the Woods]

Genius

genius man, pure fucking genius. that was excellent, props

[Madness Inundation]

pretty sweet ass movie

im not usually a fan of the madness movies but this one was pretty awesome. the smoke guy fading in and out looked really awesome. so did the weapons materializing. sound wasn't amazing but ive heard way worse thats for sure. my only real beef with this movie was the ending. what the hell man? that was just like cheating to me dude. a badass showdown between the jesus dude and that other guy would have been waaayyy sweeter. overall though, pretty sweet ass movie

[Inside the mind of SBC]

i mean it was ok

kinda pointless, more like one of those cartoons where you say "hey, look what i can do!" but it really want that impressive. i guess my suggestions would be make it have some kind of point and if your not going to do that make it at least impressive

[Time in a Bottle]

awesome movie

when i first watched this movie, i was kinda shocked at how queefy it was, assuming a dude had done it. then i read alittle into it and saw i was wrong, and it was dedicated to your boyfriend or whatever. Gotta say it was pretty kick ass though. the face morphing and all that was really clean. all the animation was really smooth and even though i wasnt a fan of the song, it definately helped convey the feeling you were going at. props on a gnarly movie and props on doing it in a hobby filled of mostly anime drawing pervie dudes.

Gate-keeper-girl responds:

"anime drawing pervie dudes."

That describes my boyfriend XD

This is one of the funnest reviews I've read.
Queefy?XDDDDD

Queefy indeed.

Well, males generally dominate this medium. (CazT and Joanime are the only female animators I know about, and neither of them have been active on NG.
But the username shoulda' clued you in XD
Haha,
Thanks for the review.

-GKG

["Winter"]

shit yea

dude one of the best movies ive seen on here in a while. the music was perfect and the animations was amazing. what the hell conversation spawned this? i wanna hear that one. not what i was expecting at all when i checked this out. props dude, great short

Sherbalex responds:

him: i wonder if like, in this day and age, if there are still people who die from freezing to death in the winter (side note:winnipeg winters are notoriously COLD) its sad but it probably does happen
me: thats not sad thats fucking hilarious imagine its like 50 below and its christmas eve or some shit

then we lolleddddddd

[Hallogasm]

dude loved it

random greatness. it had a really good style and a great feel. random as hell, but hilarious. biggest props goes to the dedication to the companion cube at the end, im still lauging about that. "remember that time when i tried to kill you, and you were all like...no"

[Cosmos Chaos]

pretty sweet movie

i really like what you were getting at man. this movie had alot of really kickass action and the song wasnt half bad. i think it boils down to shits flying is just cool. the only problem i had with this was i wasnt a big fan of the character design on the astronauts, but they did have a "real" feel. biggest props on the creature design. all your aliens looked awesome, and the animation of the little monkey thing hopping around was great. 5/5 and 10/10 man, jet boots rule

[Awesome Compilation Vol 4]

that was classic

fucking hilarious movie. You guys have a wicked funny style going on here, great sense of humor. The easter eggs were the funniest, you should have animated those. 5/5 10/10 man props on a hilarious ass movie